Famous Quotes : Homer Simpson I

# “Let us all bask in television’s warm glowing warming glow.”

# “Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.”

# “And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power,
the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which
is just a pipe dream.”

# “Because sometimes the only way you can feel good Simpsons
brain about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I’m
tired of making other people feel good about themselves!”

# “Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never
die.”

# “I want to share something with you: The three little sentences
that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2:
Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.”

# “Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn’t get
to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn’t get to go to college.”

# “Don’t you ever, EVER talk that way about television.”

# “Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong.
Even though they say it’s okay in the bible.”

# “No matter how good you are at something, there’s always
about a million people better than you.”