Famous Quotes : Homer Simpson II

# “Marge, there’s an empty spot I’ve always had inside me.
I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but
those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.”

# “I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So
why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to
Hell?”

# “When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous blood-sucking
monsters always want’n more… more… MORE! And if you give it
to them, you’ll get plenty back in return.”

# “If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who
can’t speak English.”

# “Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad
people.”

# “Marge, I’m going to miss you so much. And it’s not just
the sex. It’s also the food preparation.”

# “Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me!”

# “Marge, I agree with you — in theory. In theory, communism
works. Intheory.”

# “You think I don’t want to? It’s those TV networks, Marge:
they won’t let me. One quality show after another, each one fresher
and more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once, just
gave us thirty minutes to ourselves, but they won’t! They won’t
let me live!”

# “Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.”