Famous Quotes : Homer Simpson III

# “I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want
to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone.
I want to visit strange, exotic malls…I want to live, Marge! Won’t
you let me live_?”

# “I’ve always wondered if there was a god. And now I know
there is — and it’s me.”

# “Lisa honey, are you saying you’re never going to eat any
animal again? What about bacon?”

# “All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and
there was no meat, I would say ‘Yo Goober! Where’s the meat!?’.
I’m trying to impress people here Lisa. You don’t win friends with
salad.”

# ”To Start Press Any Key”. Where’s the ANY key?

# “You can’t keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once,
and move on.”

# “Now, son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for daddies
and kids with fake IDs.”

# “English - Who needs that? I’m never going to England!”

# “I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills.
Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!”

# “Go ahead and play the blues if it’ll make you happy.”

# “I have feelings too - like ”My stomach hurts” or ”I’m
going crazy!”